Hello friends! Today I will NOT be writing about Onion but about a hotdog who wanted to turn pink. So here goes!

Once there was a hotdog who wanted to turn pink. His friend, Sausage said "I have map that leads to a place where there is pink goo. You can turn pink in it." So the two hopped off the vendor's cart and followed the map through big paths with things that tried to squash them from above until they reached a big wall that opened and closed. Quickly they dash through it just as it shuts. Inside, they find a huge bucket of pink goo. By standing on Sausage's sholders Hotdog jumps into the goo and turns pink. They live happily ever after.

THE END

Wow that's a weird story! But I like it!