Snowy's story and a seasonal joke

Hi! I have a good joke! So my mom would raise her hand in school and ask 'What day is it?' and the teacher would say 'March fourth' and every one would file out the door. Do you get it? March forth.

I'm going to continue Snowy's story now. Take it away! So as I said, we soon became familiar with our surroundings. My surroundings include two wheels, one big and one small. A water bottle, a yellow food dish (which is always empty, too bad). A cardboard tube to chew up, and purple plastic place to hide under. I'm under it right now. And last, but not least, some wooden "whatchamacallits" that can be hooked together.

We liked spinning each other around on the wheel. Meaning that one would run while the other just hold onto the wheel while it spun.

Soon we learned about our routine and human pets. We had them feed us at night before they went off to somewhere. Each night, each of us got one "Forti-Diet" mouse tidbit. During the day, the younger human pet played with us. It was scary--I mean, how would you like being forced to walk a tightrope.

How come I always write at night--now I have to stop.